DEAR CHASE BANK:
DO NOT FUCKING PUT LOCKS ON MY CREDIT CA
RD.
I NEED THAT STUPID PIECE OF MONETARY PLASTIC TO BUY EXPENSIVE PROGRAMS SO THAT I CAN GET A DEGREE.
DO NOT PISS ME OFF WHEN I HAVE HAD A WEE
K FROM HELL.
ALSO: FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, TRAIN YOUR CALL CENTER DRONES TO BE POLI
TE AND PATIENT WITH PEOPLE WHEN THEY C
AN'T UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD THEY'RE S
AYING BECAUSE THEY SPEAK IN ACCENTED ENG
LISH.
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
MB